| 1 | The Bed | beds |
| 2 | Dirty Blvd. | New York |
| 3 | Egg Cream | chocolate |
| 4 | The Gun | shooting |
| 5 | Hello It’s Me (with John Cale) | remembrance songs |
| 6 | I Wanna Be Black | wanting to be someone else |
| 7 | Images (with John Cale) | works of art |
| 8 | Keep Away | refusal |
| 9 | The Kids | unsettling songs |
| 10 | Last Great American Whale | cetaceans |
| 11 | The Last Shot | drinking |
| 12 | Make Up | makeup |
| 13 | Metal Machine Music Part 1 | forgotten follow-ups |
| 14 | Perfect Day | relaxation & leisure |
| 15 | Street Hassle | songs with special guests |
| 16 | Style It Takes (with John Cale) | using your magination |
| 17 | Trouble with Classicists (with John Cale) | visual art |
| 18 | Vicious | cruel songs |
| 19 | Walk on the Wild Side | movie & TV stars |
| 20 | What’s Good? | bereavement |