| Song Title | Topic | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alphabet Street | roads & streets |
| 2 | Baby I’m a Star | stars |
| 3 | The Ballad of Dorothy Parker | other songs |
| 4 | The Ballad of Dorothy Parker | writing |
| 5 | Black Sweat | perspiration |
| 6 | Cream | audible breaths |
| 7 | Darling Nikki | one night stands |
| 8 | Do Me, Baby | orgasms |
| 9 | Gett Off | innuendo |
| 10 | Head | sexy songs |
| 11 | I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man | empathy |
| 12 | If I Was Your Girlfriend | androgynous vocals |
| 13 | Joy in Repetition | repetition |
| 14 | Kiss | pragmatism |
| 15 | Let’s Go Crazy | songs with vim |
| 16 | Little Red Corvette | cars |
| 17 | Make-Up | makeup |
| 18 | Pink Cashmere | fabrics |
| 19 | Purple Rain | eccentric songs |
| 20 | Raspberry Beret | hats |
| 21 | Ronnie, Talk to Russia | Russia |
| 22 | Shhh | quiet |
| 23 | Sign of the Times | news & the media |
| 24 | Sister | secret vices |
| 25 | Starfish and Coffee | school |
| 26 | Strollin’ | fun |
| 27 | When Will We B Paid | waiting |
| 28 | While My Guitar Gently Weeps (with Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Steve Winwood, Billy Preston et al) | guitars |