| 1 | 2 x 4 | hardware |
| 2 | Bill Is Dead | hangovers |
| 3 | Blood Outta Stone | acceptance |
| 4 | British People in Hot Weather | heat |
| 5 | C.R.E.E.P | offensive insulting songs |
| 6 | Dice Man | gambling |
| 7 | Edinburgh Man | Scotland |
| 8 | Free Range | omens & prophecies |
| 9 | Guest Informant | shaggy dog stories & tall tales |
| 10 | Hip Priest | volume changes |
| 11 | Hit the North | northern England |
| 12 | Hot Runes | months of the year |
| 13 | How I Wrote Elastic Man | writing |
| 14 | I’m into CB | hobbies |
| 15 | Industrial Estate | industry & manufacturing |
| 16 | Kurious Oranj | biography & autobiography |
| 17 | Lost in Music | unlikely covers |
| 18 | New Face in Hell | books |
| 19 | No Xmas for John Quays | anti-Christmas |
| 20 | Oswald Defence Lawyer | judges & trials |
| 21 | Pay Your Rates | taxation |
| 22 | Rebellious Jukebox | jukeboxes |
| 23 | Repetition | repetition |
| 24 | Rowche Rumble | companies & corporations |
| 25 | Spoilt Victorian Child | 19th century life |
| 26 | Telephone Thing | letters, emails & telegrams |
| 27 | Theme from Sparta F.C. | sport |
| 28 | Totally Wired | start with the chorus |
| 29 | Victoria | named after women |
| 30 | White Lightning | cocktails & strong liquor |
| 31 | Winter | songs with sudden changes |