| 1 | A Shropshire Lad | jokes |
| 2 | All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit | immaturity |
| 3 | Asparagus Next Left | vegetables |
| 4 | Bad Losers on Yahoo! Chess | stiff upper lip |
| 5 | Bob Wilson – Anchorman | famous people |
| 6 | Breaking News | funny songs |
| 7 | Corgi Registered Friends | insulting songs |
| 8 | For What Is Chatteris… | England |
| 9 | Friday Night and the Gates Are Low | football |
| 10 | Give Us Bubblewrap | distractions |
| 11 | Irk the Purists | schadenfreude |
| 12 | It Makes the Room Look Bigger | rooms |
| 13 | Joy Division Oven Gloves | bread & baking |
| 14 | King of Hi-Vis | tickets |
| 15 | The Light at the End of the Tunnel | social class |
| 16 | Look Dad No Tunes | music industry |
| 17 | Lord Hereford’s Knob | bad decisions |
| 18 | Lord Hereford’s Knob | maps |
| 19 | National Shite Day | companies & corporations |
| 20 | Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride | ages |
| 21 | Paintball’s Coming Home | offensive insulting songs |
| 22 | The Referee’s Alphabet | cheating |
| 23 | Tending the Wrong Grave for 23 Years | discovery |
| 24 | Vatican Broadside | welcome |