| 1 | Conehead | geometric shapes |
| 2 | Cosmik Debris | surprise encounters |
| 3 | Dancin’ Fool | awkwardness |
| 4 | The Dangerous Kitchen | domestic songs |
| 5 | Debra Kadabra (with Captain Beefheart) | witches |
| 6 | Dinah-Moe Humm (with the Mothers) | orgasms |
| 7 | Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow | yellow |
| 8 | Dumb All Over | stupidity |
| 9 | Flower Punk (as the Mothers of Invention) | conversations |
| 10 | The Gumbo Variations | saxophone |
| 11 | I Don’t Even Care | indifference |
| 12 | I’m the Slime (with the Mothers) | strange, rare or unlikely words |
| 13 | Joe’s Garage | guitars |
| 14 | Man with the Woman Head (with Captain Beefheart) | faces |
| 15 | Porn Wars | taboos |
| 16 | Stink Foot | feet |
| 17 | Trouble Every Day (as the Mothers of Invention) | protest |
| 18 | Valley Girl | gossip |
| 19 | What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (as the Mothers of Invention) | offensive insulting songs |
| 20 | Willie the Pimp | rendezvous |
| 21 | Ya Hozna | inversions |
| 22 | You Are What You Is | pedantry |