| 1 | The Blacksmith and the Toffee Maker | coincidence |
| 2 | The Brigadier | honorific titles |
| 3 | The Castleford Ladies’ Magic Circle | magic |
| 4 | Country Bus | buses |
| 5 | Go Little Swale | Yorkshire |
| 6 | The Hair of the Widow of Bridlington | neighbours |
| 7 | Isobel Makes Love Upon National Monuments | fetishes |
| 8 | Jumble Sale | sales, selling & bargains |
| 9 | Lah-Di-Dah | stiff upper lip |
| 10 | The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray | leaving |
| 11 | Leopold Alcocks | unlikely words |
| 12 | The Lodger | sisters |
| 13 | My Roly Poly Girl | bread, cakes, pastry & biscuits |
| 14 | Old Molly Metcalfe | tradition |
| 15 | On the Shelf | being single |
| 16 | Personal Column | advertising |
| 17 | Sister Josephine | funny songs |
| 18 | Ulysses | dogs |