| Song Title | Topic | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brianstorm | insulting songs |
| 2 | Dancing Shoes (with Rhythms del Mundo) | footwear |
| 3 | From the Ritz to the Rubble | nightclubs |
| 4 | I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor | flirting |
| 5 | I Want It All | greed |
| 6 | Knee Socks | underwear |
| 7 | My Propeller | spinning |
| 8 | Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured | dialogue |
| 9 | Riot Van | law enforcement |
| 10 | The View from the Afternoon | anticipation |
| 11 | When the Sun Goes Down | prostitution |
| 12 | Who the Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys? | self-referential |
| 13 | Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? | asking, begging & pleading |