Songs About Punctuality

June 29, 2022
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Writer: Marco den Ouden (Marconius7)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Darktown Strutters' BallThe CharioteersNicko
2Me and Mrs. JonesBilly PaulSuzi
3Car on a HillJoni Mitchellseverin
4Build Me Up ButtercupThe FoundationsAltraEgo
5Is You Is or Is You Ain't My BabyDinah WashingtonLoud Atlas
6Come On, Let's GoTyler, the Creatormagicman
7Modern LoveDavid Bowieamylee
8Well Respected ManThe KinksFred Erickson
9Taking Care of BusinessBachman-Turner OverdriveFred Erickson
10Nick of TimeBonnie RaittSweetHomeAlabama
11Waiting for the BusViolent Femmeshappyclapper
12Out of Time ManMano Negraswawilg
13Enjoy YourselfPrince Bustermegadom

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Ya YaLee Dorseyseverin
2Chantilly LaceThe Big BopperSweetHomeAlabama
3This Little Girl of MineThe Everly Brotherstreefrogdemon
4Won't Be LateSwae Lee ft Drakemagicman
5One Toke Over the LineBrewer & ShipleyBanazirGalbasi
6She's Late But She's TimelyBattlefield Bandtreefrogdemon
7An Empty CupBuddy Hollytreefrogdemon
8Cumberland BluesGrateful Deadamylee
9Love Never Runs on TimePaul Kellymegadom
10Last Train to ClarksvilleThe MonkeesAltraEgo
11Out of Time ManMick HarveyShoegazer
12Everything Stops for TeaLong John Baldrytincanman
13Gotta Get UpNilssonNicko
14I Was on TimeKevin Morbytincanman
15Wreck of the Old 97Vernon DalhartTarquinSpodd
16Long Live Love
Sandie ShawSuzi
17The Lady Is a TrampTony Bennett & Lady GagaSuzi
18It's LateDorsey BurnetteFred Erickson
19Meet Me at MidnightRick VitoFred Erickson
20Right on TimeMarshall CrenshawJamesowen475
21Darktown Strutter's BallTed Mulry GangNicko
22The BeastAngus & Julia StoneNicko
23Don't Stay Out LateLord CreatorNicko
24Do Not Forsake Me Oh My DarlingTex Rittermagicman
25El Rey de la PuntualidadHector Lavoepejepeine
26Midnight Hour/Ya YaGeorge Faithseverin
27Stand Clear! Robb Johnsontreefrogdemon
28Closing TimeLeonard CohenTarquinSpodd

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Songs About Perspiration

June 22, 2022
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Writer: pejepeine

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Beads of SweatLaura Nyromegadom
2TB SheetsVan MorrisonMarconius7
3SweatJon Spencer Blues ExplosionTraktor Albatrost
4Black DogLed ZeppelinMaki
5Cold SweatJames BrownNicko
6Lose Yourself to DanceDaft Punk ft Pharrell WilliamsFred Erickson
7SweatingAlewyaMarconius7
8Black SweatPrincehappyclapper
9Make Me SweatBasement Jaxx ft Roxanne ShantéUncleben
10Night SweatsFindlayJamesowen475
11La CanciónJ Balvin & Bad Bunnymagicman
12HeatDana BryantNilpferd

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Sweat & FrightRobin Kesterseverin
2DesireYelloShoegazer
3I'm on FireBruce Springsteenmegadom
4Slow Train to DawnThe Thevanwolf2
5The Container DriversThe FallUncleben
6Muscle BeachAce MarinoSuzi
7Hot, Funky & SweatyThe Soul LiftersLoud Atlas
8Sweat Ohio PlayersIsabelleForshaw
9Make You SweatKeith SweatNicko
10Hot in HerreNellyhappyclapper
11Gonna Make You SweatC&C Music FactorySweetHomeAlabama
12Sudando, BailandoRalphi Rosariomagicman

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Songs About Swimming or Bathing

June 15, 2022
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Writer: Stephen Males (severin)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Swimming SongLoudon Wainwright IIINicko
2Learning to SwimThe SkintsUncleben
3Swimming Pools (Drank)Kendrick Lamarmagicman
4Underwater LoveSmoke CityNicko
5Swim Until You Can't See LandFrightened RabbitSuzi
6月夜海水浴Wakusei AbnormalTarquinSpodd
7BathBjörkVikingChild
8Wade in the WaterThe Staple SingersNicko
9Cinnamon WaterJon BodenAlaric
10SwimmingRoger EnoBanazirGalbasi
11SwimmingTracey Thornmegadom
12Swim Victories at Seavanwolf2
13Swimming in the Longest RiverOlivia ChaneyMaki
14Gone UnderSnarky Puppy ft Shayna SteeleNilpferd

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Alas I Cannot SwimLaura MarlingParaMhor
2Papa's Got Your Bath Water OnMemphis Jug BandNicko
3Green RiverCreedence Clearwater RevivalAltraEgo
4Wade in the WaterThe Golden Gate QuartetNicko
5Dive-BombingModern Studiesmegadom
6Swimming SongMaddy PriorAlaric
7He Swims Like a FishThe Mountain Goats & The Wave PicturesShoegazer
8Wash It DownK'naantincanman
9SplashSub Focus ft Cocomagicman
10Soapland SerenadeVeda HilleTatankaYotanka
11Fathoms DeepLinda Lewispejepeine
12Lovers RockSadeUncleben
13PoolTricotmegadom
14Let's Go SwimmingAllo Darlin'barbryn
15Fat Man in the BathtubLittle FeatShivSidecar
16The DiveShow of HandsSuzi
17Swimming PoolAnna CalviVikingChild
18SwimMadonnaUncleben
19Swim HomeCandidateGeorge Boyland
20In the BathLemon JellyShoegazer

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Songs About Awkwardness

June 8, 2022
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Writer: Loud Atlas

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Dancin' FoolFrank ZappaBanazirGalbasi
2Shy BoyKippington LodgeNicko
3Please Take a Letter, Miss BrownThe Ink SpotsUncleben
4Wrong BathroomTribe 8Max Visconta Nuclerosea
5Does Everyone StareThe PoliceParaMhor
6The Train from Kansas CityThe Shangri-LasMussoliniHeadkick
7I Write Sins Not TragediesPanic! at the DiscoNilpferd
8Excitable BoyWarren ZevonMarconius7
9Wet DreamWet Legseverin
10Awkward BreakfastArt BrutFred Erickson
11Dyltgir?Rio RomeoMax Visconta Nuclerosea
12Tongue TiedDanny John-JulesBanazirGalbasi
13It's All So Incredibly LoudGlass AnimalsNilpferd
14Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?Creative SourceNicko

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Orgasm AddictBuzzcocksvanwolf2
2Leopold AlcocksJake ThackrayAlaric
3Awkward AgeJoe JacksonFred Erickson
4Streets of LondonRalph McTellpejepeine
5At SeventeenJanis IanSuzi
6Wau, WauLord MelodyIsabelleForshaw
7Hole in the GroundBernard CribbinsAlaric
8Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Go to the PartyCourtney BarnettShivSidecar
9Look at Him NowThe BusinessCarpgate
10Backhanded ComplimentSunny SweeneyFred Erickson
11Rag Doll Frankie Valli & the Four SeasonsMarconius7
12Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)Rodney CarringtonIsabelleForshaw
13Whoops A DaisyHumphrey Ocean & the Hardy AnnualsTarquinSpodd

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Songs About the Invisible and Unseen

June 1, 2022
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Column
Writer: Noodsy

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1FlamingPink Floydvanwolf2
2How to Be InvisibleKate Bushmagicman
3Secret Cloak of Invisibility Mik Artistik's Ego TripMax Visconta Nuclerosea
4The Boy Who Stood StillFrost*DiscoMonster
5Invisible Married Breakfast BluesLeon RosselsonTatankaYotanka
6Invisible PeopleRobb Johnsontreefrogdemon
7To Be InvisibleCurtis Mayfieldpejepeine
8That Summer, At Home I Had Become the Invisible BoyThe Twilight Sadvanwolf2
9Mikhi Nathan Mu-TomaSeckou KeitaAlaric
10Secret Girl Sonic YouthDiscoMonster
11Perfume do InvísivelCéupejepeine
12The Invisible DogElectrelaneUncleben
13The World UnseenRosanne CashFred Erickson

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1How to Disappear CompletelyRadioheadhappyclapper
2InvisibleOrnette ColemanTarquinSpodd
3The Bird That You Can't SeeThe Apples in StereoShivSidecar
4I UnseenThe Misunderstoodmagicman
5Darker GlassesKeenseverin
6The Little Man Who Wasn't ThereGlenn Miller Orchestra ft Tex BenekeBanazirGalbasi
7Supernaut1000 Homo DJshappyclapper
8InvisibleMichael PennFred Erickson
9Santé Stromaepejepeine
10How to Disappear Lana Del Reymagicman
11Invisible CityHannah PeelDiscoMonster
12In the Hidden PlacesThe Mountain GoatsShoegazer
13Unseen GuestSteel PulseNicko

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Songs About Heartbreak

May 25, 2022
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Writer: magicman

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Love in VainRobert JohnsonDiscoMonster
2If You're Looking for a Way OutOdysseyParaMhor
3Pain in My HeartOtis ReddingTarquinSpodd
4Without You Harry NilssonSongBarLandlord
5Apartment No. 9Tammy WynetteTarquinSpodd
6I'm Nobody's Baby NowReparata & the Delronsvastariner
7I'm Still WaitingDiana RossParaMhor
8Through the FiresAngel OlsenTarquinSpodd
9StopSam BrownAltraEgo
10CryingRoy OrbisonParaMhor
11What Becomes of the BrokenheartedJimmy RuffinNicko
12The End of the WorldSkeeter Davisseverin
13Ronan (Taylor's Version)Taylor SwiftEnglishOutlaw

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1How Can You Mend a Broken HeartBee Geesseverin
2Never Gonna Fall in Love AgainEric CarmenSweetHomeAlabama
3CryJohnny RayTarquinSpodd
4My Girl Has GoneSmokey Robinson & the MiraclesParaMhor
5Take These Chains from My HeartHank WilliamsTarquinSpodd
6No Name No. 5Elliott Smithhappyclapper
7Dreaming with a Broken HeartJohn MayerLoud Atlas
8You Stole the Sun from My HeartManic Street Preachershappyclapper
9The Train from Kansas CityThe Shangri-LasMussoliniHeadkick
10After the Love Has GoneEarth, Wind & Firetincanman
11Sayonara wo OshieteJun TogawaTarquinSpodd
12Fare Thee Well LoveThe Rankin FamilyMarconius7
13Giving UpDonny HathawayDiscoMonster

C List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Cry BabyJanis JoplinIsabelleForshaw
2Ngai Tembe ElekaFranco & TPOK Jazzpejepeine
3Ruby Don't Take Your Love to TownKenny RogersMussoliniHeadkick
4You Put My Love Out the DoorDaniel JohnstonTraktor Albatrost
5When I Was Your ManBruno MarsLoud Atlas
6Porgi Amor (Figaro)Wolfgang Amadeus MozartParaMhor
7Isa LeiAndi ThakambauTarquinSpodd
8Blue Eyes Crying in the RainWillie NelsonTarquinSpodd
9Left with a Broken HeartJohn HoltNicko
10AusenciaHéctor Lavoe & Willie Colónpejepeine
11Efyge EfygeStelios Kazantzidisvanwolf2
12Lonesome TearsBeckswawilg
13Dream HouseDeafheavenDiscoMonster

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Songs About Bees

May 18, 2022
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Column
Writer: Alaric

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1BeeswingChristy Mooreseverin
2My GirlThe TemptationsGeorge Boyland
3Let's Do ItElla FitzgeraldUncleben
4A Taste of HoneyThe Beatlesmagicman
5Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin)Scritti PolittiShoegazer
6Flight of the Bumble BeeJean-Jacques PerreyTraktor Albatrost
7Birds and the Beesthe bird and the beeBanazirGalbasi
8Dark HoneySimpson, Cutting and KerrSuzi
9Up the MountainRegina SpektorSongBarLandlord
10Honey BeeThe Unthanksseverin
11Honey for the BeesAlison MoyetPop Off!
12Eric the Half a BeeMonty Pythonseverin

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1What's the Buzz? / Strange Thing MystifyingTed Neeley, Yvonne Elliman & Carl AndersonBanazirGalbasi
2I'm a King BeeThe Rolling StonesMarconius7
3Tupelo HoneyVan MorrisonUncleben
4Oh, Honey Be (My Honey Bee)Manhattan Brothersmagicman
5Bumble Bee BluesMemphis Jug BandTarquinSpodd
6Back Biting Bee BluesBlind Blake & Leola WilsonNicko
7Me and MatthewMartin Stephenson & the DainteesShoegazer
8Bumblebee Eric AndersonFred Erickson
9Queen BeeTaj Mahal & Toumani DiabetéNicko
10Honeysuckle BeeFats Waller & his RhythmNicko
11Bumble BoogieB. Bumble and the StingersMarconius7
12Happy Yellow Bumblebeeof MontrealUncleben

C List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Single Drop of HoneyAbigail WashburnPop Off!
2BeesideTintern AbbeyShivSidecar
3Acabou ChorareNovos Baianospejepeine
4Bee DanceAgnes ObelBanazirGalbasi
5BeesCaribouTraktor Albatrost
6The HoneydripperCab Callowayseverin
7Honey to the BeeBillie PiperNoodsy
8Sally Free and EasyCyril TawneySuzi
9Bumblebee Bee ZombieRoky EricksonTarquinSpodd
10Bee StingDavina and the VagabondsPop Off!
11Samson and DelilahGrateful DeadChris7572
12Honey TangleThe Adult NetShivSidecar

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Songs About Higher Education

May 11, 2022
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Column
Writer: Marco den Ouden (Marconius7)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Graduation DayThe Rover BoysSweetHomeAlabama
2Letting GoSuzy BoggussSweetHomeAlabama
3The Whiffenpoof SongRudy ValléeTarquinSpodd
4CollegeSmoking PopesFred Erickson
5Rose Goes to YaleJefferson StarshipFred Erickson
6Berkeley Campus BluesJimmy RushingNicko
7Ohio/Machine GunThe Isley Brotherspejepeine
8The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear ShadesTimbuk 3Loud Atlas
9Hard to BeDavid BazanShoegazer
10Campus Vampire WeekendLoud Atlas
11College Pat GreenFred Erickson
12HBCU ThereGriot Bpejepeine
13University of LifeChris Webby ft Madi WolfBanazirGalbasi

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1The GraduatesSpeedy Ortizvanwolf2
2Happy BoyThe Bolshoivanwolf2
3The Open UniversityClifford T. Wardseverin
4Sukie in the GraveyardBelle and Sebastianhappyclapper
5Bright College DaysTom LehrerUncleben
6I Love CollegeAsher RothSweetHomeAlabama
7The FreshmenThe Verve PipeSweetHomeAlabama
8Fraternity BluesTownes Van ZandtBanazirGalbasi
9The Free Electric BandAlbert HammondTarquinSpodd
10Closer to FineIndigo GirlsNoodsy
11The Dark of the MatinéeFranz Ferdinandhappyclapper
12Bar ExamDerailersWilliamsbach
13Rat RaceThe SpecialsMax Visconta Nuclerosea
14Varsity DragAnita O'Daypejepeine
15Off My Rocker at the Art School BopLuke HainesMax Visconta Nuclerosea
16I Hate CollegeSam AdamsFred Erickson
17Lack of EducationDub Syndicate ft Andy FairlyShoegazer
18Musical CollegePrince Busterpejepeine
19College LifeTerence BoylanFred Erickson
20Student Demonstration TimeThe Beach BoysTarquinSpodd
21Killer Wants to Go to CollegePaul SimonFred Erickson
22Startin' Tonight Elvis PresleyFred Erickson
23I'm Going to Say It NowPhil OchsFred Erickson
24Little BoxesMalvina Reynoldstincanman
25Better Git Yer Learnin'Rhiannon Giddenstincanman
26CollegianaWaring's PennsylvaniansNicko
27I Love the College GirlsHarry Reser & his Six Jumping JacksNicko
28Young ConservativesThe KinksFred Erickson
29Madame JoyVan MorrisonFred Erickson
30Graduation DayChris IsaakFred Erickson
31Master's DegreeDavid RothBanazirGalbasi

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Songs About Basements and Underground

May 4, 2022
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Column
Writer: ShivSidecar

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1UndergroundTom WaitsGeorge Boyland
2Paranoia of PowerMark Stewart & the MaffiaShoegazer
3SubterraneansFlesh for Luluuneasy listening
46 UndergroundSneaker PimpsShoegazer
5Storm CellarElysian FieldsBanazirGalbasi
6Hold Me Close (Underground)The Beautiful SouthMarconius7
7Waiting for the End of the WorldElvis CostelloAltraEgo
8Coincidents on the Circle LineRobb Johnson & the IrregularsTatankaYotanka
9FazonSopwith CamelUncleben
10I WonThe SundaysBanazirGalbasi
11Spiders (In Neal's Basement)McLuhanFred Erickson
12Porton DownPeter HammillTatankaYotanka
13The Temptation of AdamJosh RitterUncleben

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1In the Basement (Part 2)Sugar Pie DeSantoPop Off!
2Transit RideGuru ft Branford MarsalisUncleben
3Subway JoeJoe BataanNicko
4BasementMute ChoirLoud Atlas
5Subway TrainNew York DollsTarquinSpodd
6Basement LifeSuperchunkhappyclapper
7Back to the BasementThe QueersTarquinSpodd
8Time Tunnel CellarTigerhappyclapper
9Grave ArchitecturePavementNilpferd
10Sound of the UndergroundGirls AloudParaMhor
11Notes from the UndergroundThe Manhattan TransferFred Erickson
12Digging a TunnelSir WasBanazirGalbasi
13The BasementPete Rock & CL SmoothNilpferd
14IdiotequeRadioheadParaMhor
15BuriedfedMiles Benjamin Anthony RobinsonShoegazer
16Torn and FrayedThe Rolling Stonesamylee
17TunnelsJohnny FlynnNicko

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Songs About Fairytales

Apr. 27, 2022
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Column
Writer: Loud Atlas

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Welcome to the VoidMorgenuneasy listening
2Yellow Brick RoadCaptain BeefheartGeorge Boyland
3(Hey There) Big Bad WolfThe Sham-Ettesuneasy listening
4Fairy Tale Song (Cadê)Milton NascimentoNicko
5RapunzelGeckoToffeeBoy
6Scissor ManXTCParaMhor
7Fairy TalesAnita BakerSongBarLandlord
8Once Upon a DreamLana Del ReyShoegazer
9La Reve de l'Oiseau Koto DjimeBa CissokoNicko
10Goldilox & the Three BearsAl "Jazzbo" CollinsNicko
11DotterineEmily PortmanAlaric
12The King Is Half-UndressedJellyfishShivSidecar
13Song of ScheherazadeRenaissanceToffeeBoy

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Little Red Riding HoodSam the Sham & the PharaohsSuzi
2CinderellaThe Blue HeartsTarquinSpodd
3Ali BabaJohn HoltParaMhor
4Never Never LandJames Taylormagicman
5Lost BoyRuth B.Marconius7
6PinocchioMiles DavisNilpferd
7Three Little BopsShorty Rogers & Stan FreebergIsabelleForshaw
8ThumbelinaDanny Kayeseverin
9Dorothy at FortyCursiveShoegazer
10Walking on GlassJill FreemanAlaric
11RumpelstiltskinJohn Otwayseverin
12Some Day My Prince Will ComeSinéad O'Connorseverin
13Beauty and the BeastAriana Grande & John LegendMarconius7

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