Songs About Punctuality

June 29, 2022
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Writer: Marco den Ouden (Marconius7)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Darktown Strutters' BallThe CharioteersNicko
2Me and Mrs. JonesBilly PaulSuzi
3Car on a HillJoni Mitchellseverin
4Build Me Up ButtercupThe FoundationsAltraEgo
5Is You Is or Is You Ain't My BabyDinah WashingtonLoud Atlas
6Come On, Let's GoTyler, the Creatormagicman
7Modern LoveDavid Bowieamylee
8A Well Respected ManThe KinksFred Erickson
9Taking Care of BusinessBachman-Turner OverdriveFred Erickson
10Nick of TimeBonnie RaittSweetHomeAlabama
11Waiting for the BusViolent Femmeshappyclapper
12Out of Time ManMano Negraswawilg
13Enjoy YourselfPrince Bustermegadom

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Ya YaLee Dorseyseverin
2Chantilly LaceThe Big BopperSweetHomeAlabama
3This Little Girl of MineThe Everly Brotherstreefrogdemon
4Won't Be LateSwae Lee ft Drakemagicman
5One Toke Over the LineBrewer & ShipleyBanazirGalbasi
6She's Late But She's TimelyBattlefield Bandtreefrogdemon
7An Empty CupBuddy Hollytreefrogdemon
8Cumberland BluesGrateful Deadamylee
9Love Never Runs on TimePaul Kellymegadom
10Last Train to ClarksvilleThe MonkeesAltraEgo
11Out of Time ManMick HarveyShoegazer
12Everything Stops for TeaLong John Baldrytincanman
13Gotta Get UpNilssonNicko
14I Was on TimeKevin Morbytincanman
15Wreck of the Old 97Vernon DalhartTarquinSpodd
16Long Live Love
Sandie ShawSuzi
17The Lady Is a TrampTony Bennett & Lady GagaSuzi
18It's LateDorsey BurnetteFred Erickson
19Meet Me at MidnightRick VitoFred Erickson
20Right on TimeMarshall CrenshawJamesowen475
21The Darktown Strutters BallThe Ted Mulry GangNicko
22The BeastAngus & Julia StoneNicko
23Don't Stay Out LateLord CreatorNicko
24Do Not Forsake Me Oh My DarlingTex Rittermagicman
25El Rey de la PuntualidadHéctor Lavoepejepeine
26Midnight Hour/Ya YaGeorge Faithseverin
27Stand Clear! Robb Johnsontreefrogdemon
28Closing TimeLeonard CohenTarquinSpodd

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Songs About Perspiration

June 22, 2022
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Writer: pejepeine

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Beads of SweatLaura Nyromegadom
2TB SheetsVan MorrisonMarconius7
3SweatJon Spencer Blues ExplosionTraktor Albatrost
4Black DogLed ZeppelinMaki
5Cold SweatJames BrownNicko
6Lose Yourself to DanceDaft Punk ft Pharrell WilliamsFred Erickson
7SweatingAlewyaMarconius7
8Black SweatPrincehappyclapper
9Make Me SweatBasement Jaxx ft Roxanne ShantéUncleben
10Night SweatsFindlayJamesowen475
11La CanciónJ Balvin & Bad Bunnymagicman
12HeatDana BryantNilpferd

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Sweat & FrightRobin Kesterseverin
2DesireYelloShoegazer
3I'm on FireBruce Springsteenmegadom
4Slow Train to DawnThe Thevanwolf2
5The Container DriversThe FallUncleben
6Muscle BeachAce MarinoSuzi
7Hot, Funky & SweatyThe Soul LiftersLoud Atlas
8Sweat Ohio PlayersIsabelleForshaw
9Make You SweatKeith SweatNicko
10Hot in HerreNellyhappyclapper
11Gonna Make You SweatC&C Music FactorySweetHomeAlabama
12Sudando, BailandoRalphi Rosariomagicman

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Songs About Swimming or Bathing

June 15, 2022
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Column
Writer: Stephen Males (severin)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Swimming SongLoudon Wainwright IIINicko
2Learning to SwimThe SkintsUncleben
3Swimming Pools (Drank)Kendrick Lamarmagicman
4Underwater LoveSmoke CityNicko
5Swim Until You Can't See LandFrightened RabbitSuzi
6Moonlit Night Beach (月夜海水浴)Wakusei AbnormalTarquinSpodd
7BathBjörkVikingChild
8Wade in the WaterThe Staple SingersNicko
9Cinnamon WaterJon BodenAlaric
10SwimmingRoger EnoBanazirGalbasi
11SwimmingTracey Thornmegadom
12Swim Victories at Seavanwolf2
13Swimming in the Longest RiverOlivia ChaneyMaki
14Gone UnderSnarky Puppy ft Shayna SteeleNilpferd

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Alas I Cannot SwimLaura MarlingParaMhor
2Papa's Got Your Bath Water OnMemphis Jug BandNicko
3Green RiverCreedence Clearwater RevivalAltraEgo
4Wade in the WaterThe Golden Gate QuartetNicko
5Dive-BombingModern Studiesmegadom
6Swimming SongMaddy PriorAlaric
7He Swims Like a FishThe Mountain Goats & The Wave PicturesShoegazer
8Wash It DownK'naantincanman
9SplashSub Focus ft Cocomagicman
10Soapland SerenadeVeda HilleTatankaYotanka
11Fathoms DeepLinda Lewispejepeine
12Lovers RockSadeUncleben
13PoolTricotmegadom
14Let's Go SwimmingAllo Darlin'barbryn
15Fat Man in the BathtubLittle FeatShivSidecar
16The DiveShow of HandsSuzi
17Swimming PoolAnna CalviVikingChild
18SwimMadonnaUncleben
19Swim HomeCandidateGeorge Boyland
20In the BathLemon JellyShoegazer

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Songs About Awkwardness

June 8, 2022
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Writer: Loud Atlas

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Dancin' FoolFrank ZappaBanazirGalbasi
2Shy BoyKippington LodgeNicko
3Please Take a Letter, Miss BrownThe Ink SpotsUncleben
4Wrong BathroomTribe 8Max Visconta Nuclerosea
5Does Everyone StareThe PoliceParaMhor
6The Train from Kansas CityThe Shangri-LasMussoliniHeadkick
7I Write Sins Not TragediesPanic! at the DiscoNilpferd
8Excitable BoyWarren ZevonMarconius7
9Wet DreamWet Legseverin
10Awkward BreakfastArt BrutFred Erickson
11Dyltgir?Rio RomeoMax Visconta Nuclerosea
12Tongue TiedDanny John-JulesBanazirGalbasi
13It's All So Incredibly LoudGlass AnimalsNilpferd
14Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?Creative SourceNicko

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Orgasm AddictBuzzcocksvanwolf2
2Leopold AlcocksJake ThackrayAlaric
3Awkward AgeJoe JacksonFred Erickson
4Streets of LondonRalph McTellpejepeine
5At SeventeenJanis IanSuzi
6Wau, WauLord MelodyIsabelleForshaw
7Hole in the GroundBernard CribbinsAlaric
8Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Go to the PartyCourtney BarnettShivSidecar
9Look at Him NowThe BusinessCarpgate
10Backhanded ComplimentSunny SweeneyFred Erickson
11Rag Doll Frankie Valli & the Four SeasonsMarconius7
12Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)Rodney CarringtonIsabelleForshaw
13Whoops A DaisyHumphrey Ocean & the Hardy AnnualsTarquinSpodd

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Songs About the Invisible and Unseen

June 1, 2022
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Column
Writer: Noodsy

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1FlamingPink Floydvanwolf2
2How to Be InvisibleKate Bushmagicman
3Secret Cloak of Invisibility Mik Artistik's Ego TripMax Visconta Nuclerosea
4The Boy Who Stood StillFrost*DiscoMonster
5Invisible Married Breakfast BluesLeon RosselsonTatankaYotanka
6Invisible PeopleRobb Johnsontreefrogdemon
7To Be InvisibleCurtis Mayfieldpejepeine
8That Summer, At Home I Had Become the Invisible BoyThe Twilight Sadvanwolf2
9Mikhi Nathan Mu-TomaSeckou KeitaAlaric
10Secret Girl Sonic YouthDiscoMonster
11Perfume do InvísivelCéupejepeine
12The Invisible DogElectrelaneUncleben
13The World UnseenRosanne CashFred Erickson

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1How to Disappear CompletelyRadioheadhappyclapper
2InvisibleOrnette ColemanTarquinSpodd
3The Bird That You Can't SeeThe Apples in StereoShivSidecar
4I UnseenThe Misunderstoodmagicman
5Darker GlassesKeenseverin
6The Little Man Who Wasn't ThereGlenn Miller Orchestra ft Tex BenekeBanazirGalbasi
7Supernaut1000 Homo DJshappyclapper
8InvisibleMichael PennFred Erickson
9Santé Stromaepejepeine
10How to Disappear Lana Del Reymagicman
11Invisible CityHannah PeelDiscoMonster
12In the Hidden PlacesThe Mountain GoatsShoegazer
13Unseen GuestSteel PulseNicko

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