Songs About Being Fat

Aug. 5, 2020
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Writer: philipphilip99

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Short Fat FannieLarry WilliamsIsabelleForshaw
2Mister Five by FiveJimmy RushingNicko
3Fattie Bum-BumCarl MalcolmSuzi
4Brick HouseThe Commodoresamylee
5Fatty PattyLee Pickett and the ScreamersIsabelleForshaw
6Built for ComfortHowlin' Wolfsonofwebcore
7Fat BoyBilly StewartSweetHomeAlabama
8All About That BassPostmodern JukeboxUncleben
9Whole Lotta RosieAC/DCRavi Raman
10Curvaceous NeedsKatzenjammerSuzi

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Perfect 10The Beautiful SouthToffeeBoy
2Kiss My Fat AssSheppardIsabelleForshaw
3Some Girls are Bigger Than OthersThe SmithsUncleben
4Big Boned Galk.d. langParaMhor
5Big Fat Mamas are Back in StyleBull Moose Jacksonswawilg
6Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)Joe Texbishbosh
7Baby Got BackSir Mix-A-Lotamylee
8Fat ManMyron Lee and the CaddiesShivSidecar
9So Round, So Firm, So Fully PackedErnest TubbTarquinSpodd
10Happy Being FatBig Dee IrwinOliveButler

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Songs Where Instruments Imitate Voice & Vice Versa

July 29, 2020
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Writer: pejepeine

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1LauraThe Four FreshmenOlive Butler
2LauraDon ByasNilpferd
3MashavuGeorge DukeBanazirGalbasi
4Musette and DrumsCocteau Twinsmegadom
5Awo YiMassamba DiopNicko
6Inútil PaisagemEsperanza Spalding & Gretchen ParlatoUntergunther
7La Ragazza Dalla Pelle Di LunaPiero UmilianiUntergunther
8CaravanThe Mills BrothersAltraEgo
9Turn the Beat AroundVicky Sue RobinsonIsabelleForshaw
10Mama SoulHarold AlexanderNilpferd
11GoldrushYelloShoegazer
12So Rough, So ToughZapp9hairs9knots

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Konnakol DuetV Shivapriya & Somashekar JoisRavi Raman
2The ConferenceNitin Sawhneybarbryn
3Triumph of a HeartBjorkmegadom
4World is MineHatsune Mikuajostu
5Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the GroundKronos QuartetSeth Miller
6In My Time of Dying/Jesus Make Up My Dying BedSeth Miller
7ForeverPete Drake & his Talking Steel Guitarphilipphilip99
8Ghost HardwareBurialDiscoMonster
9I'm the OneAnnette Peacockajostu
10Money Machine100 gecsmagicman
11Drumming Pt IISteve ReichUncleben

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Songs About Eyes

July 22, 2020
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Writer: Andrew Morrissey (Makinavaja)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Girl in Your EyeSpiritShivSidecar
2Open Your EyesAngelique Kidjosonofwebcore
3Ocean EyesBillie EilishEnglishOutlaw
4Que No Salga La LunaRosalíapejepeine
5Je Veux Tes YeuxAngèleswawilg
6Definitive GazeMagazinemegadom
7The Glass of an IrisThirty Pounds of BoneTatankaYotanka
8Eye of the LensComsat AngelsShivSidecar
9So Sad, So SexyLykke LiDiscoMonster
10Green EyesErykah Baduuntergunther
11Who Have Eyes to SeeMike BrooksUncleben
124 EyesThe Lovin' SpoonfulSuzi

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Pale Blue EyesVelvet UndergroundSuzi
2The Man With the Chuild in his EyesKate Bushphilipphilip99
3Doctor My EyesJackson Brownswawilg
4Cross-eyed and PainlessTalking Headsamylee
5Lyin' EyesThe EaglesRavi Raman
6Dickie Davies' EyesHalf Man Half BiscuitParaMhor
7The Look of LoveDusty Springfieldattwilightlarks
8TorchSoft Cellvanwolf2
9Eyes on the PrizeMavis StaplesIsabelleForshaw
10See Those EyesAltered Imagesvastariner
11Can't Take My Eyess Off YouFrankie Valli & the Four Seasonsattwilightlarks
12In Your EyesPeter Gabrielamylee

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Songs About Sand

July 15, 2020
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Writer: George Boyland (sonofwebcore)

A List

#TitleArtistNominated By
1The BeachJonathan Richman & the Modern Loversmegadom
2Happy JackThe WhoSuzi
3ProcessionsFamilymegadom
4I've Got Sand in My ShoesThe Driftersattwilightlarks
5JoggingFreddie McGregorNicko
6SandcastlesBomb the Basshappyclapper
7Como Castillo de ArenaCamaron de la IslaMakinavaja
8QuicksandMartha Reeves & the Vandellasmegadom
9Goodwin SandsThe Whiskey RebellionEnglishOutlaw
10Wise and FoolishMisty in RootsUncleben
11SandpaperTaska Black ft Ayellephilipphilip99
12Every Grain of SandEmmylou HarrisParaMhor

B List

 TitleArtistNominated By
1Black SandsBonobophilipphilip99
2Life Runs Out of SandBill NelsonShoegazer
3HourglassThe BeesShoegazer
4Sand DanceTemplesShivSidecar
5On the DunesDonald Fagenmegadom
6Theme for a Nude BeachThe B-52smegadom
7Black SandBrainticketUncleben
8Desert SongThe God Machinevanwolf2
9Morecambe BayMaggie Hollandtreefrogdemon
10QuicksandThe Youngbloodstreefrogdemon
11Sand in My JointsWireseverin
12SandcastlesBeyoncéseverin
13HourglassSqueezenosuchzone

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Songs Where Old Meets New

July 8, 2020
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Writer: Nilpferd

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Blue MondayOrkestra Obsoleteseverin
2InsomniaShowhawk DuoMussoliniHeadkick
3Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)Angelique Kidjosonofwebcore
4Kora (Live)GoGo PenguinDiscoMonster
5Gin and JuiceRichard Cheeseshoegazer
6Love in VainThe Rolling Stonesamylee
7Seaside RendezvousQueenOlive Butler
8Swan LakeMadnessPop Off!
9Wedding SongAnais Mitchelltincanman
10Summer is Icumen InRichard Thompsonnosuchzone
11Montego Bay SpleenSt. Germain (with Ernest Ranglin)Uncleben
12MysteronsPortisheadParaMhor

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Quizas Quizas QuizasIbrahim Ferrer & Omara Portuondountergunther
2Evening of LightNicoChris7572
3Statesboro BluesAllman Brothers Bandattwilightlarks
4MisirlouDick DaleTarquinSpodd
5SoleaMiles Davis9hairs9knots
6Smells Like Teen SpiritThe Ukelele OrchestraSuzi
7Puttin' On the RitzHerb Alpertmegadom
8CreepPostmodern Jukebox ft Haley ReinhartMogdog
9I Faram Gami I FaramMulatu Atatke & his Ethiopian Quintetpejepeine
10Lenny ValentinoThe Auteurshappyclapper
11Mary, MaryRun DMCMussoliniHeadkick
12The Lion Sleeps TonightBrian EnoTarquinSpodd

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Songs About Fallen Heroes

July 1, 2020
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Writer: ShivSidecar

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1A Few Words in Defense of Our CountryRandy Newmanswawilg
2No Gods and Precious Few HeroesDick Gaughantreefrogdemon
3Among the Americans10,000 ManiacsDiscoMonster
4LindberghWoody GuthrieTarquinSpodd
5The King is DeadThe HerdNicko
6Louis XIVWolfgang PressShoegazer
7Bad Reputation (The Glitter Band)Luke Haineshappyclapper
8My Deceiving HeartThe Impressionsattwilightlarks
9Phantasmagoria BluesMark Laneganamylee
10Bell BoyThe Whophilipphilip99
11Dinner at EightRufus Wainwrightseverin
12GodJohn Lennon & Plastic Ono Bandseverin
13Shane WarnePaul Kellydeanofromoz

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Kick Over the StatuesThe RedskinsShoegazer
2They'll Build a Statue to YouWillie NileJamesowen475
3Hero Takes a FallThe Banglesamylee
4Dismantled King is Off the ThroneFeltmegadom
5Massage the HistorySonic YouthDiscoMonster
6Fell From the SunOpalDiscoMonster
7Dime Que No (Say It Ain't So)Tahures ZurdozMakinavaja
8The Ballad of Ira HayesJohnny CashSweetHomeAlabama
9Hound DogBig Mama ThorntonSuzi
10I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse DownAnn PeeblesNicko
11He'd Be a DiamondTeenage FanclubTatankYotanka
12Abandoned FleshMountain GoatsShoegazer
13Singer's Hampstead HomeMicrodisneyCarpgate
14The Ballad of Peter PumpkinheadXTCswawilg
15Not If You Were the Last Dandy on EarthThe Brian Jonestown Massacreamylee

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Songs With Non Sequiturs

June 24, 2020
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Writer: Stephen Males (severin)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Let's Have a PartyWanda JacksonSuzi
2RaisinsBarenaked Ladiesphilipphilip99
3PineappleSparksOlive Butler
4Far OutHomeboy SandmanDiscoMonster
5Only a Northern SongThe Beatles9hairs9knots
6Blood Red RiverBeth OrtonAlison Dempster
7The BarrelAldous HardingUncleben
8Subterranean Homesick BluesBob Dylannoodsy
9Apples in BedThe Go-BetweensNicko
10BernadetteShriekbackshoegazer
11Ah Feel Like AhcidCaptain Beefheartsonofwebcore
12Abattoir BluesNick Caveshoegazer
13Time Has Come TodayThe Chambers Brothersattwilightlarks
14The Murder MysteryThe Velvet UndergroundMakinavaja

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Petty SessionsHalf Man Half BiscuitTubby Brewster
2Everybody's Rich But UsGlenn YarboroughTarquinSpodd
3Let It All Hang OutHombresSweetHomeAlabama
4My Uncle Used to Love Me Till She DiedThe Wind in the Willowsajostu
5Too Many Fish in the SeaThe Marvelettesattwilightlarks
6Dedicated to You But You Weren't ListeningThe Soft Machinenosuchzone
7Anyone for Tennis?CreamTarquinSpodd
8The Best of Jill HivesGuided by VoicesShivSidecar
9Swan Swan HR.E.M.ShivSidecar
10Meet Me at Velma's GraveLuke WestawayEnglishOutlaw
11Pentecost HotelNirvanaattwilightlarks
128 Line PoemDavid BowieMakinavaja
13African Night FlightDavid BowieOlive Butler
14Brenda's Iron SledgeRobyn HitchcockShivSidecar
15Peaches in the SpringtimeMemphis Jug BandNicko
16Sleep on the Left SideCornershophappyclapper
17Here Comes a CityThe Go-BewteensNicko
18Into the ValleySkidsShoegazer
19Holidays in the SunSex PistolsCarpgate
20Bongu KitchenSantosh NarayananRavi Raman
21That Was Then But This is NowABCParaMhor
22AdriftBarenaked Ladiesphilipphilip99
23Pink FlagWireamylee
24Flavour CrystalSuburban Lawnsphilipphilip99
25Good DancersThe Sleepy Jacksonhappyclapper
26CitiesTalking Headsmagicman
27Blue LinesMassive Attackhappyclapper
28Get It On - Bang a GongT. Rexamylee
29There Should Be UnicornsFlaming LipsSeth Miller
30Too HighStevie Wonderpejepeine
31Bring On the Dancing HorsesEcho and the Bunnymenhappyclapper
32CelebrateSimple MindsCarpgate
33We Call Upon the AuthorNick Caveajostu
34The True WheelBrian EnoUncleben
35Eso se Baila AsiWillie Colonpejepeine
36A Very British CoupJah WobbleShoegazer

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Songs in 3/4 Time

June 17, 2020
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Writer: DJ Bear

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1Moonlight SonataLudvig Von Beethoven (played by Lee Ashley)magicman
2Tennessee WaltzPatsy Clineseverin
3The Times They are a-Changin'Bob Dylanmagicman
4BozosAmadou & MariamNicko
5AlcazabaEstrella MorenteMakinavaja
640 Years YoungMall Muzak OrchestraSweetHomeAlabama
7The Drum Also WaltzesMax Roachajostu
8Maggot BrainFunkadelic9hairs9knots
9Millionaire WaltzQueenswawilg
10Maid of Orleans (The Waltz Joan of Arc)Orchestral Manouevres in the Darkvastariner
11Lo Decidi YoJuana MolinaNilpferd
12I Never Loved a ManAretha Franklinmagicman
13And the Band Played Waltzing MatildaEric BogleNicko
14I Need You to Turn ToMaddy Prior & the GirlsSuzi

B List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1I Put a Spell on YouScreamin' Jay HawkinsSweetHomeAlabama
2Tous Les Garçons Et Les FillesFrançoise HardySuzi
3DanseviseGrethe & Jørgen Ingmannpejepeine
4What the World Needs Now is LoveJackie DeShannonmagicman
5What's New Pussycat?Tom Joneshappyclapper
6How Can I Be Sure?The Rascalsmagicman
7I'd Rather Go BlindEtta JamesRavi Raman
8With a Little Help From My FriendsJoe CockerRavi Raman
9If You Don't Know Me By NowHarold Melvin & the Blue Notes?????
10Take It to the LimitThe Eaglesmagicman
11She's Always a Woman to MeBilly JoelSuzi
12Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be CowboysWaylon Jennings & Willie NelsonSweetHomeAlabama
13Mull of KintyrePaul McCartney & Wingsmagicman
14Pearly DewdropsCocteau Twinsmegadom
15Cowboys and AngelsGeorge Michaelmagicman
16Nothing Else MattersMetallicamagicman
17Kiss From a RoseSealSweetHomeAlabama
18Strawberry WineDeanna Carter?????
19IrisGoo Goo Dollsphilipphilip99
20Untitled (How Does It Feel)D'Angelountergunther
21Fallin'Alicia Keysmagicman
22Come Away With MeNorah Jonesmagicman
23Moon RiverAudrey Hepburnmagicman

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Songs About Wide Open Spaces

June 10, 2020
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Writer: Andrew Morrissey (Makinavaja)

A List

 TitleArtistNominated by
1On a Clear Day You Can See ForeverThe Peddlers megadom
2Pavey ArkDecorationDiscoMonster
3Adventures in a Yorkshire LandscapeBe Bop Deluxenosuchzone
4Longships/The RavenThe Stranglershappyclapper
5The Endless SeaIggy Popmegadom
6My Island HomeWarumpi BandNicko
7We Are the WaveHarry BelafontePop Off!
8On Some Faraway BeachBrian EnoShivSidecar
9Fear a’BhàtaCapercaillieParaMhor
10Ocean SizeJane's Addictionamylee
11Ya El Medan (Tahrir Square)Cairokee ft Aida El Ayoubymagicman
12Washed AshoreThe Plattersattwilightlarks
13DroverBill Callahantincanman
14MountainsBiffy Clyrohappyclapper
15Fuyu Biyori (A Perfect Winter's Day)Eri Sasakiajostu
16The Desert of NamibiaAfrican Tribal OrchestraRavi Raman
17Searching the Desert for the BluesBlind Willie McTellTarquinSpodd
18Desert SongStanley ClarkeBanazirGalbasi
19FreewayPeaches and HerbPop Off!
20Empty HighwayJoan Armatradingseverin

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Songs That are Adult Lullabies

June 3, 2020
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Writer: Amy Lee (amylee aka RipThisJoint)

A List

#TitleArtistNominated By
1Only ShallowMy Bloody ValentineNilpferd
2Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You)Aqualungvanwolf2
3Lullaby of the LeavesElla FitzgeraldNilpferd
4Child Amongst the WeedsEliza CarthySuzi
5Lullaby of LondonThe PoguesSuzi
6You Can Close Your EyesJames Taylorattwilightlarks
7Night Shift LullabyMagnolia Electric Companytincanman
8Lovers of TodayThe PretendersParaMhor
9Sleep TonightThe Rolling StonesDiscoMonster
10Brokedown PalaceThe Grateful DeadChris7572
11Try to SleepLowmegadom
12You Want It DarkerLeonard CohenRavi Raman
13Let's Sleep NowAlternative TVCarpgate
14Sleeping Gas (Live at Zoo Club 1981)The Teardrop ExplodesShivSidecar

B List

 TitleArtistNominated By
1Goodnight My LoveLos LobosSeth Miller
2Lullaby AngelHarmoniansUncleben
3Goodnight LadiesLou Reed9hairs9knots
4Sleep on the Left SideCornershophappyclapper
5LullabySamingadTarquinSpodd
6Anti-LullabyMischief BrewEnglishOutlaw
7Sleep is the JewelJames Yorkstonmegadom
8Who Will Sing Me LullabyesKate RusbySuzi
9MLKU2BanazirGalbasi
10Lover's LullabyJanis Ianmagicman
11LullabyJames ParaMhor
12This LullabyQueens of the Stone Agemegadom
13Golden SlumbersDua Lipaajostu
14New German LullabyeThe TaxpayersEnglishOutlaw
15The Hand That Rocks the CradleThe SmithsShoegazer
16In Your RoomAirielDiscoMonster
17HeavenLambnosuchzone
18Dissolve MeAlt Jbarbryn
19RagsThe WaterboysCarpgate
20LullabyLowUncleben
21The Crystal ShipThe DoorsParaMhor
22We Bid You GoodnightGrateful DeadBanazirGalbasi

C List (Instrumentals)

 TitleArtistNominated By
1Nessun Dorma (from Turandot)Giacomo Puccini (sung by Luciano Pavarotti)Makinavaja
2Magic Fire Music (from Die Walkure)Richard Wagnertubby brewster
3WiegenliedRichard Straus (sung by Jessye Norman)tubby brewster
4Cantata No 140J.S. Bach (Performed by John Elliot Gardiner)ajostu
5The Seal LullabyWhitacreBanazirGalbasi
6Nexus on the BeachRoberto Musci & Giovanni Venostanosuchzone
7Uni, Tule Silma Peale!Collagepejepeine
8Lullaby for JoeyJerry GoodmanBanazirGalbasi
9HugebabyPenguin Cafe Orchestranosuchzone
10Sleepers Beat Thememegadom
11Lullaby Kevin Ayersmegadom
12Sleepytime SambaLullatoneTarquinSpodd
13The Space Travelers LullabyKamasi Washingtonmegadom
14BalulalowBenjamin Britten (sung by Victor Sicard)Uncleben
15Close Thine EyesHenry Purcell (Performed by English Baroque Soloists)severin
16Lie Still, Sleep BecalmedJohn Calemegadom
17Come Heavy SleepJohn Dowlandnosuchzone

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