Songs About Awkwardness

June 8, 2022
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Dancin' FoolFrank ZappaBanazirGalbasi
2Shy BoyKippington LodgeNicko
3Please Take a Letter, Miss BrownThe Ink SpotsUncleben
4Wrong BathroomTribe 8Max Visconta Nuclerosea
5Does Everyone StareThe PoliceParaMhor
6The Train from Kansas CityThe Shangri-LasMussoliniHeadkick
7I Write Sins Not TragediesPanic! at the DiscoNilpferd
8Excitable BoyWarren ZevonMarconius7
9Wet DreamWet Legseverin
10Awkward BreakfastArt BrutFred Erickson
11Dyltgir?Rio RomeoMax Visconta Nuclerosea
12Tongue TiedDanny John-JulesBanazirGalbasi
13It's All So Incredibly LoudGlass AnimalsNilpferd
14Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?Creative SourceNicko

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Orgasm AddictBuzzcocksvanwolf2
2Leopold AlcocksJake ThackrayAlaric
3Awkward AgeJoe JacksonFred Erickson
4Streets of LondonRalph McTellpejepeine
5At SeventeenJanis IanSuzi
6Wau, WauLord MelodyIsabelleForshaw
7Hole in the GroundBernard CribbinsAlaric
8Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Go to the PartyCourtney BarnettShivSidecar
9Look at Him NowThe BusinessCarpgate
10Backhanded ComplimentSunny SweeneyFred Erickson
11Rag Doll Frankie Valli & the Four SeasonsMarconius7
12Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)Rodney CarringtonIsabelleForshaw
13Whoops A DaisyHumphrey Ocean & the Hardy AnnualsTarquinSpodd

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Songs About Fairytales

Apr. 27, 2022
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Welcome to the VoidMorgenuneasy listening
2Yellow Brick RoadCaptain BeefheartGeorge Boyland
3(Hey There) Big Bad WolfThe Sham-Ettesuneasy listening
4Fairy Tale Song (Cadê)Milton NascimentoNicko
5RapunzelGeckoToffeeBoy
6Scissor ManXTCParaMhor
7Fairy TalesAnita BakerSongBarLandlord
8Once Upon a DreamLana Del ReyShoegazer
9La Reve de l'Oiseau Koto DjimeBa CissokoNicko
10Goldilox & the Three BearsAl "Jazzbo" CollinsNicko
11DotterineEmily PortmanAlaric
12The King Is Half-UndressedJellyfishShivSidecar
13Song of ScheherazadeRenaissanceToffeeBoy

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Little Red Riding HoodSam the Sham & the PharaohsSuzi
2CinderellaThe Blue HeartsTarquinSpodd
3Ali BabaJohn HoltParaMhor
4Never Never LandJames Taylormagicman
5Lost BoyRuth B.Marconius7
6PinocchioMiles DavisNilpferd
7Three Little BopsShorty Rogers & Stan FreebergIsabelleForshaw
8ThumbelinaDanny Kayeseverin
9Dorothy at FortyCursiveShoegazer
10Walking on GlassJill FreemanAlaric
11RumpelstiltskinJohn Otwayseverin
12Some Day My Prince Will ComeSinéad O'Connorseverin
13Beauty and the BeastAriana Grande & John LegendMarconius7

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Songs About Perfection

Feb. 23, 2022
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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1(If Paradise Is) Half as NiceAmen CornerMussoliniHeadkick
2The Greatness and Perfection of LoveJulian CopeParaMhor
3You're the TopElla Fitzgeraldmegadom
4PerfectFairground Attractionseverin
5This Perfect DayThe Saintsseverin
6Perfect 10The Beautiful Southswawilg
7Sweet and DandyToots and the MaytalsNicko
8Ahí Na' Má'Ismael Rivera & Cortijo y su Combopejepeine
9Hit That Perfect BeatBronski BeatDaysinscotland
10PerfectionRun-DMCIsabelleForshaw
11My IdealChet Bakermegadom
12I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)The Hillside SingersUncleben
13A Perfect DayPaul Robesonmagicman

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Perfect The TheParaMhor
2Perfect DayLou Reedamylee
3Perfect WomanThe Four BlazesNicko
4Practice Makes PerfectBillie Holidaymagicman
5ImpeccableClark Terry & Paul Gonsalves QuintetTatankaYotanka
6Tema la PerfectaEddie Palmierimagicman
7F**k All the Perfect PeopleChip Taylor & the New UkrainiansNicko
8Perfect SkinLloyd Cole & the Commotionsseverin
9PerfectionBadfingermegadom
10Perfect WorldIndigo GirlsBanazirGalbasi
1199 and a Half Won't DoDorothy Love Coatestincanman
12My Perfect CousinThe UndertonesSuzi
13Perfect DayHarry Nilssonswawilg

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Songs About Crowds

Dec. 8, 2021
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1The Marshall PlanBlue Öyster CultUncleben
2WoodstockJoni Mitchelltreefrogdemon
3The Sound of the CrowdThe Human LeagueUncleben
4Traffic JamJames Tayloramylee
5Crowded RoomXTCNicko
6La FouleÉdith Piafswawilg
7In the CrowdThe Jammegadom
8When the Swallows Come Back to CapistranoThe Ink SpotsMarconius7
9Face in the CrowdLittle River BandFred Erickson
10Getting Mighty CrowdedBetty Everettseverin
11Guitar ManBreadAltraEgo
12Laduma!Mbongeni Ngemasonofwebcore
13Shiny Happy PeopleR.E.M.IsabelleForshaw
14! (The Song Formerly Known As)Regurgitator Nicko
15The 'In' CrowdBryan Ferryseverin

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Crowd SculptureGrateful DeadChris7572
2The Angry MobKaiser ChiefsShoegazer
3J Train Downtown: A Nest of MurderAlice Donuthappyclapper
4Green DoorThe CrampsIsabelleForshaw
5Macnas ParadeThe Saw DoctorsSuzi
6The Old CrowdLesley GoreTatankaYotanka
7(A) Face in the CrowdThe KinksFred Erickson
8The MatadorJohnny CashAlaricmc
9Them A ComeBurning SpearNicko
10Draw a CrowdBen Folds Fiveswawilg
11ParadeKimya DawsonShoegazer
12Staring at the Rude BoysThe RutsCarpgate
13Three's a CrowdMickey GilleyTatankaYotanka
14Welcome to the PartyThe Har-You Percussion GroupNicko
15The 'In' CrowdRamsey Lewis TrioBanazirGalbasi

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Songs About 9/11

Sept. 15, 2021
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Worlds Apart…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of DeadShoegazer
2Bright Sunny MorningBert JanschAlaricmc
3Far AwaySleater-KinneyUncleben
4FlyingLiving ColourBanazirGalbasi
5Into the Fire Bruce Springsteentreefrogdemon
6When New York Had Her Heart BrokeJohn HiattUncleben
7Sacrificed SonsDream TheaterAlaricmc
8Newmyer's RoofCraig Finntincanman
9Grand Central StationMary Chapin CarpenterFred Erickson
10Reichstag FireDavid RovicsAlaricmc
11Where Is the Love?Black Eyed PeasIsabelleForshaw
12Drone Bomb MeAnohniseverin
13WTC 9/11Steve Reichseverin

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1An Open Letter to NYCBeastie Boyshappyclapper
2Makeshift PatriotSage Francisbarbryn
3Last Fare of the DayRichard ShindellUncleben
4White People and the Damage DoneJello Biafra & the Guantanamo School of Medicinehappyclapper
5All the Blowing-Themselves-Up Motherfuckers (Will Realise the Minute They Die That They Were Suckers)Julian CopeShoegazer
6My Neighbours in DelrayRod MacdonaldFred Erickson
7American TerroristLupe FiascoAlaricmc
8America, Fuck YeahTeam AmericaChris7572
9Bomb the WorldMichael Franti & SpearheadTraktor Albatrost
10DerapetFred SmithNicko
11Stop the War (Samba Mix)Robb JohnsonTatankaYotanka
12Enemy's EnemyThe RestartsCarpgate
13Imagine ThisWax AudioShoegazer

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Songs About Stereotypes

July 21, 2021
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Writer: Loud Atlas

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1The RockerThin Lizzyphilipphilip99
2I Enjoy Being a GirlPeggy Leeseverin
3StereotypeThe SpecialsNicko
4PapaoutaiStromaeswawilg
5Free Your MindEn Vogueswawilg
6Girl in a Country TownMaddie & TaeSweetHomeAlabama
7One Size Never FitsMatt Andersentincanman
8Y Viva EspañaSylvia Vrethammarpejepeine
9Black, Brown and WhiteBig Bill BroonzyNicko
10Ladies of the CanyonJoni Mitchellamylee
11The Ascent of StanBen FoldsFred Erickson
12ReunionBobbie GentryParaMhor
13Nowhere ManThe Beatlesseverin

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 TitleArtistNominated by
1Open Sesame Part 1Kool & the Gangpejepeine
2A Song of Patriotic PrejudiceFlanders and Swannseverin
3Message from a Black ManThe WhatnautsSweetHomeAlabama
4StereotypesBlurParaMhor
5The Ballad of Ira HayesJohnny CashSweetHomeAlabama
6Lumberjack SongMonty PythonUncleben
7Typical MaleConsolidatedNicko
8If You're Not White, You're BlackLord KitchenerNicko
9Not Racist, Just BaldSeptic PsychosCarpgate
10Saturday's KidsThe JamShivSidecar
11Gin and JuiceThe Gourdshappyclapper
12Hong Kong GardenSiouxsie and the Bansheespejepeine
13National Brotherhood WeekTom LehrerSuzi

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