| Song Title | Topic | |
| 1 | Blitzkrieg Bop | entrance songs |
| 2 | Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment | healing |
| 3 | I Don’t Wanna Go Down to the Basement | rooms |
| 4 | I Got a Lot to Say | ten words or fewer |
| 5 | I Wanna Be Sedated | aviation |
| 6 | I Wanted Everything | greed |
| 7 | Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight) | alternative Christmas songs |
| 8 | My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg) | long titles |
| 9 | Never Should Have Opened That Door | bad decisions |
| 10 | Outsider | oddballs, outcasts & outsiders |
| 11 | Rock ’n’ Roll High School | education |
| 12 | Rockaway Beach | New York |
| 13 | Sheena Is a Punk Rocker | girls’ names |
| 14 | Spiderman | masks |
| 15 | Swallow My Pride | pride |
| 16 | Teenage Lobotomy | teenagers |